the brainworms that are carving holes in my gray matter are feasting good today. Refinery29 money diaries is a goldmine of fodder at the risk of sounding like an avocado toast boomer
"bluebs" enjoyer takes a trip to colorado to smoke weed, struggles with the burden of responsibility from the succesfull family business. Dads secretary booked it all using his points ("these beautiful hippy girls with flower crowns set the bong up for each new person in line"): https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/denver-colorado-weekend-trip-itinerary-vacation-cost
"living on" $25 an hour "plus allowance", adult daycare jobby plus a cult gym, trip to the hamptons in ny with the girlies where they get so drunk and seasick from their friends boat they puke the food the personal chef made whilst doing some bizarre shit with venmo that feels like an IRS investiagtion: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/money-diary-new-york-city-marketing-intern-income
Digital nomad marketing person visits Bali "angrily ordering a detox juice" and sending back the fried rice to get thrown away cuz it had fish sauce which isnt vegan (surely thats worse cause then the animal died for no reason but what do i know). had to wait 25 minutes for treats. did Sukarno die for this? https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/digital-nomad-traveling-salary-money-diary
more coping seething and whining from me
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"I'm starting to get hangry at this point. Obviously, cashews won't tide me over. We sit down at a little breakfast nook at the airport with avocado toast and beetroot hummus toast. Inflated airport prices always make me a little salty — this bread with frozen mushy avo should be wayyy cheaper and a lot more delicious"
OH NO AIRPORT FOOD IS EXPENSIVE. WHO WOULD OF GUESSED.
"We literally stopped in Singapore just to get his luggage before beginning our long journey to New York — so I sass him into paying for the taxis."
sassy sassy!!!
"I weirdly love airport food."
U JUST SAID U HATED IT
"Turns out we're in a weird terminal and are stuck eating Subway sandwiches, which makes me cringe."
KUH-RINGE!!! I WOULD NEVER EAT AT snorts scoffs SUBWAY /s
"I get a vegetarian foot-long sub with an interesting soy-veggie patty in it"
the passive aggression YOU MADE THE SANDWICH
"My partner winces in pain,"
GOOD.
"I stay behind, curled up in a big stressball trying to make last-minute edits on a social media calendar for a client who doesn't understand how brutal 30 hours of travel is."
BRUTAL 30 HOURS OF SITTING AROUND AND NAPPING AND GOING ON PHONE. NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND.
"PLUS they get served first. I nonetheless glance at the food menu to see if there's anything worthwhile — nope!"
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"Hello, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia! An adorably shy teenage wheelchair assistant waits for everyone to disembark the plane before collecting us."
ADORABLE ARENT THOSE FUNNY LITTLE PEOPLE SO ADORABLE AND MEEK SO SHY
" I can't wait for my mom to shower us with excessive amounts of food and a fancy dinner or two. I also can't wait to go blow some of that money on concert tickets and bougie brunch in Brooklyn. "
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"Also, damn, how have I gone 13 months without Amazon Prime? I make a mental list of stupid crap I want to buy while I'm home and slowly lull off to sleep."
whatever man
im not usually this mean spirited btw but this REALLY really really annoyed me