I'm still a puppet of Great Britain, those idiots, those fucking fools, they're giving me the rope to hang them with by killing my capitalists for me
the absolute chad heading our council republic
hahahaha stay mad you fucks, 50 years of your repression will now turn on its head
slaps communism this bad boy's fully automatic
my capital's standard of living is now higher than the British Home counties (something like 18.0) despite having to pay the fucking british like 168k per week as a puppet
Communist Ireland keeps a few bourgeoisie alive as pets
I've had more important shit to do sorry kids
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Look those kids are working in some of the safest mines in all of Europe
Also i fixed it after this revolt
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