Vampire [any] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoWhat if Jesus was MURICAN?!message-squaremessage-square30 fedilinkarrow-up152file-text
arrow-up152message-squareWhat if Jesus was MURICAN?!Vampire [any] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square30 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Literally what Mormons believe. If Mormonism didn't already exist, some comedian would create it as a parody
minus-squareStalinForTime [comrade/them]hexbear15·2 years agoMy favorite thing about Mormonism is that Smith was found guiltly of 'glass-looking' to help people find lost treasure. I've also got a morbid fascination for the Book of Mormon but I'm scared to waste valuable time reading it - like, what if it's a banger? link
minus-squareilyenkov [she/her, they/them]hexbear19·2 years ago what if it’s a banger I can save you some time here, it's not lol. link
minus-squareStalinForTime [comrade/them]hexbear8·2 years agoFair enough. Thought as much. Also: nice username link
My favorite thing about Mormonism is that Smith was found guiltly of 'glass-looking' to help people find lost treasure.
I've also got a morbid fascination for the Book of Mormon but I'm scared to waste valuable time reading it - like, what if it's a banger?
I can save you some time here, it's not lol.
Fair enough. Thought as much. Also: nice username
Ty :)
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