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  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Do you know what they stuck up your butt? I'm a machinist who makes dozens of different components, and some of them go into machines designed for exploring people's butts. I'm basically cranking out ass pennies on a lathe over here.

    • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      They didn't show me their tool(s) prior to the violation session. Stuck me with an IV, dropped in some good drugs, woke me up and now I'm dropping red deuces.

      I hope it was good for them.

      • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        I always worry that in some operating room somewhere, the doctors will have one of those Mission Impossible worm cameras stuck 3 feet up someone's ass, then the mechanisms will jam up because I fucked up a gear.

        • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          You seem competent. I hope you were on the ass camera assembly line of my equipment.

          • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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            1 year ago

            lord knows what happens on the assembly line (i don't know because we just make a handful of components. Hell, most of the time the only thing I see is a blueprint for one part and I have no idea what the mating parts look like, let alone the machine. Talk about alienation of labor).