Ok so here’s a crazy thing. The European Catholic Bishops were going to release a statement claiming that it’s not just allowed but encouraged to eat girls out after or before sex.
Remember back like 20-25 years about when the General of Health in the US was gonna say "Masutrbating is safe and fun and you won't get preggers or catch AIDS? And the Christian Fascists went berserk so it never happened?
Ok so here’s a crazy thing. The European Catholic Bishops were going to release a statement claiming that it’s not just allowed but encouraged to eat girls out after or before sex.
And they never did due to backlash.
Remember back like 20-25 years about when the General of Health in the US was gonna say "Masutrbating is safe and fun and you won't get preggers or catch AIDS? And the Christian Fascists went berserk so it never happened?
I do despite being under 5 at the time the priest kept giving surmonds on it I was forced to listen to
That's how we got the best euphemism.
:fry: uh huh and how did those bishops know about eating pussy?
*this is an implication abt vows of celibacy not assault
I mean a lot of pristest fuck. Not like normal fuck either like they FUCK.
It is funny tho that since in Catholicism sex is only things that make babies oral in girls is 100% legit