I have the rizz and I'm dripping.

Want to watch a video of a head coming out of a toilet?

I'm hip!

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    hexbear
    26
    1 month ago

    No cap, I yeeted my cap. Hella swag over here. On fleek and totes amazeballs.

    Logan's Run implant starts beeping

    Fuck

  • dannoffs [he/him]
    hexbear
    19
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Wow, this post is so cheugy, it just hits different. It's lowkey sending me.

    Definetly not poggers.

    I wish a very skibidi fortnite to all my gamers out there.

    I am 30 years old.

    • lapis [fae/faer, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      10
      1 month ago

      I don’t know if I can handle an entire skibidi fortnite could we start at a skibidi week or maybe a skibidi few days

      • dannoffs [he/him]
        hexbear
        7
        1 month ago

        I get it, kids these days skibidi for weeks but if I skibidied for more than like 15 minutes, I'd throw my back out.

        At least I know how to tape a song off the radio.

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
    hexbear
    17
    1 month ago

    I fully recognize this is the equivalent of boomers and x'ers cringe posting about millenials slang, but now I understand it was indeed we who were cringe. Taking the piss out of the youth is fun.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexbear
      14
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      I don't know if we're taking the piss out of the youth so much as we are taking the piss out of ourselves for being out of touch. That's how I read it anyway.

      We love our Zoomer comrades

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
    hexbear
    2
    1 month ago

    I can indeed confirm you are without hat, have a charismatic way of speaking, and are from the midwest