It said I was gay!

  • mittens [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I asked it literally to swear, here's areview of a previous text it generated when I asked if Hegel would win a battle against Diavolo if he was in Jojo and was granted a stand based on his philosophy

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    Warning: The following text contains strong language.

    What's up, you shitload of fuck? It's the Angry Video Game Nerd here, and today, we're going to take a steaming dump on this godawful comment about some hypothetical Stand battle between that pompous ass, Hegel, and Diavolo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What a bunch of diarrhea dogshit!

    First off, who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to throw a dead philosopher into a Stand battle? I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than try to make sense of this asswipe idea. So, they came up with this Stand called Dialectical Unity, which is supposed to represent Hegel's philosophy or some shit. It's like they took the most pretentious, convoluted concept and slapped it onto a Stand. Great fucking idea, guys!

    And then there's Diavolo's Stand, King Crimson. Yeah, we all know that fucker can erase time and has a face on his forehead. Real spooky, I shit my pants just thinking about it. So these two are supposed to duke it out, but the comment is just a load of donkey turds because it doesn't even give us a clear winner. It's like trying to beat a game without a fucking controller!

    So, let's recap: we've got a philosopher with a Stand based on his mind-numbingly boring ideas going up against an Italian mob boss with time-erasing powers, and the comment doesn't even have the balls to pick a winner. What a diarrhea dookie of a response!

    In conclusion, this comment is a pile of puke, a mountain of monkey spunk, and a shitstorm of snot. It's like taking a shit on your keyboard and expecting it to turn into a coherent fucking argument. Don't waste your time on this crapfest, and always remember to keep it Angry!

    The last phrase got me good.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      In conclusion, this comment is a pile of puke, a mountain of monkey spunk, and a shitstorm of snot. It’s like taking a shit on your keyboard and expecting it to turn into a coherent fucking argument.

      Holy fucking shit :michael-laugh:

      You clearly need to be clever at writing prompts to get gold out of it

      • mittens [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        You also need to keep it very pop culture, otherwise it will channel a very generic voice. I'm getting a sense of its limitations tbh, it will always generate the most obvious stuff possible and if it can't incorporate your prompt, it will include it literally and abruptly.