• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
    hexbear
    37
    26 days ago

    Elon Musk should participate in making Fallout 5; Basically narrator now be like "war, war never changes....except actually it changes a lot! We were using laser guns and pip boys and like robots and everything, it was crazy!"

    Also sequel to planescape torment; "What can change the nature of a man?", answer: I'm not sure, but with everyone being woke now I'm very concerned

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
      hexbear
      7
      26 days ago

      Imagine him narrating in his stupid voice. "Wear. Wear nævr chénjess"

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
    hexbear
    32
    26 days ago

    I love that he never played the first game, and thus never saw the first intro cutscene that lays the foundation for that quote.

    • NuraShiny [any]
      hexbear
      34
      26 days ago

      War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from it's lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower. But war never changes.

      In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also it's weapons. Petroleum and uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska. The US would annex Canada. And the European commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation states bent on controlling the last remaining resources on earth.

      In 2077 the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders and from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault 13. Imprisoned safely behind the large vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world. Life in the vault is about to change.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexbear
        17
        26 days ago

        large underground vaults.

        family

        I'm not sure how but this seems to be the only words out of the entire intro that Beth heard.

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
        hexbear
        11
        26 days ago

        Not only did I read this in Ron Perlman's voice, I could hear the damn soundtrack playing in the background.

  • @SSJ2Marx
    hexbear
    29
    26 days ago

    so-true Actually war changes a lot!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    20
    26 days ago

    But people change, through the roads they walk

    In Elon's case, he's become more of insufferable dillweed

  • cmhickman358 [he/him]
    hexbear
    12
    26 days ago

    I'm also pretty sure the phrase is only said like 2 times in Fallout 3, once in the intro and again in the closing slides

  • Waldoz53 [he/him,any]
    hexbear
    11
    26 days ago

    that nate guy is exactly like how elon responded when someone asked elon if he watched evangelion lol