We were both going to the same train. I started walking faster because the doors were about to shut and she started speeding up as well and kept looking over her shoulders rapidly as I caught up. It didn’t help that my entire outfit was black

Didn’t mean to scare you

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Look I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression but I haven't yet eaten a person.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          If you asked me if I've eaten a dead body, I would stare at you for a good minute thinking of the answer you want to hear and then say "nah, not really.". Because I haven't. The groceries and firewood in my car are for eating something else entirely.