WASHINGTON, May 21 (Hexbear) - President Joel Biden took to the podium today to announce a new groundbreaking safety initiative to curb the amount of accidents on American Roads.

"Incidents involving dangerous two-wheeled vehicles amount for millions of accidents on America's roads, but thanks to my new Safer Smarter America Bill which will eliminate these dangerous vehicles from our Beautiful Roads."

Because dangerous two-wheeled vehicles amount for 18.9% of all accidents on American Roads, American Drivers can expect to save up to a dozen American Dollars on their chosen Insurance Plan.

  • DirtyPair [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    i got the stats from chatgpt so they're probably as trustworthy as the rest of the post