Yeah yeah I know you guys invented it but modern american peanut butter isn't even peanut butter. That shit just tastes like icing sugar holy shit. It's fine in something small and chocolatey like a reeses cup but I can't eat that shit in a sandwich without feeling sick.
It's supposed to be a savory spread of mashed peanuts in oil and salt, it's not fucking cake frosting
That's it I'm telling George Washington Carver
He called back, said he doesn't give a shit, he never made this stuff