I am a successful used Jetski sales man from the state of Utah. I am humbly requesting that you join me in a new venture. You see, I am quite a hearty fellow, but a true entrepreneurial gentleman such as myself is always aiming to push the limits and go beyond simply being a large adult son of spectacular calibar.
A have recently aquired a large ranch which I hope to fill with the largest adult sons in America. Simply donate your large sons and we will begin training our bodies to work in unison as one large man.
With your help we can build a bigger, stronger, larger adult son than ever before.
I'll have you know I graduated top ball pisser of the class of 2008, Texas Tech
ha ha state school ball pisser chump, my humongous son is the ball pissing captain at Harvard
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
If I spot an impressively large adult son in the wild am I to apprehend them and donate to the ranch? Please advise.
Banging HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER on the loudspeaker as we train in unison!
"I have 3 DUI's and drive a truck that could run over an entire elementary school class without ever noticing. I'm busy because it's my weekend with the kids"
