Waking up? Inertia. Takes five alarms.

Getting up from bed? Inertia. Takes half an hour.

Making the bed? Inertia. 2 days out of 7.

And on and on it goes.

How do I become one of them “up and at em” types? A real go getter bucko?

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    You mean I'm not supposed to cycle through somewhere between three and five pairs of pants like a cartoon character with the same clothes every episode?