Come down to Chair Man Mao's starting TODAY for the Hundred Flowers spring sale on outdoor seating! We've got patio chairs, lounge chairs, adirondacks, rockers, hammocks and more! We seized these chairs from the bourgeoisie landlords and we're passing the savings onto YOUUUUUUU!
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Chairman Mao mere moments before performing his most famous feat: Chairman Wow!
in this alternate reality mao zedong was not the leader of the chinese communist party, but was instead it's chair luminary estabilishing chinese IKEA with a 93% share of the global market in chairs even before leng xiaoling's market oriented reforms. the folk hero 'chairman mao' went on to inspire the name of a dish in thai restaurants abroad, despite the fact that thailand isn't china and that none of the ingredients involved can even be found in asia.
