"Hi welcome to McDonald's"

"Hi could I get a hamburger with no cheese and uhhhhh... One second."

Reaches in my pocket Pulls out Lenin "Hey Lenin should I get fries and a mcflurry?" "You must remember to focus on organizing and mobilizing the proletariat against the liberals and bourgeoise. Get fries and an apple pie, and give the cashier a McDonald's union fight for $15 flyer." "Ok thanks Lenin." "Yeah could I get a medium fries and an apple pie please? Also have you seen this?" Hands the flyer over to the cashier "Oh. No actually. Your total is $16.89. Come up to the counter when your number is called." "Ok thank you have a good one." "You too."

Thanks ghost of Lenin.