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Stop leaving the toilet seat up

  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Dearest stinky owl, I have never once in my life left the toilet seat up, I'd never do that to you (or my wife) and I always sit to pee anyway. Hoping that whichever one of your (our?) other partners is leaving the seat up cuts that shit out meow-hug