"Please take all this extra time removing nutrition from your food to barely change the texture" STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Be a plant.

    Put all your nutrients on a thin dead layer on the outside where they're inaccessible to the live cells.

    ????

    Profit.