We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?
A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:
Make America Grape Again
A Small Cone of a Million Dollars
Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)
Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)
Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)
Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something
A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert
Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms
It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.
Way too much effort. Just buy Ben and Jerry's, repackage it as "Woke-Free All-American Ice Cream" and sell it for twice the original price.
Make up a story about how you were bullied by radical antifa so you get a spot to advertise it on Tucker Carlson's- oh dagnabbit my plan is ruined
He's the most beloved man in America, whatever made him leave Fox News will only help him as he is now a martyr for the people.
Your plan can still come to fruition.
Ah freedom phone method