We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?

A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:

Make America Grape Again

A Small Cone of a Million Dollars

Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)

Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)

Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)

Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something

A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert

Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms

It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.

  • FreakingSpy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Way too much effort. Just buy Ben and Jerry's, repackage it as "Woke-Free All-American Ice Cream" and sell it for twice the original price.

    Make up a story about how you were bullied by radical antifa so you get a spot to advertise it on Tucker Carlson's- oh dagnabbit my plan is ruined

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He's the most beloved man in America, whatever made him leave Fox News will only help him as he is now a martyr for the people.

      Your plan can still come to fruition.