We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?

A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:

Make America Grape Again

A Small Cone of a Million Dollars

Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)

Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)

Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)

Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something

A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert

Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms

It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.

  • dat_math [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    such as "Smaller Governmint", "I Hate the French Vanilla," "Navy Battle Chip," "Bill Clinton Im-peach" and "Choc & Awe"

    god damn we need to get on their level