We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?

A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:

Make America Grape Again

A Small Cone of a Million Dollars

Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)

Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)

Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)

Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something

A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert

Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms

It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    A CHUD ice cream would all be vanilla, ask for any other flavor and you will be asked why you hate vanilla so much, and then be shot on the spot. But I do have a couple names I could see a GOP-themed Ice Cream flavor having:

    • Zyklon Berry (Strawberry)
    • Grasshoppean (Just your standard grasshopper really)
    • Orange Man Good (Orange sherbert, duh)
    • Gamergrape (Grape sherbert)
    • Conetoss (this one will just encourage you to litter because "it makes you look badass")
    • Master Race (vanilla)
    • the Klan Flan (Flan as an icecream flavor)
    • 4chomps (Four pints of flavors randomly picked into one pack)
    • Westboro Baptist Crunch (Something with crushed up cones)
    • Day of the road (Rocky Road)
    • I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! DIE! DIE! DIE! [The entire rest of the package is just random slurs] (It's chocolate)
    • Billions must pie (Cherry Pie)

    They will find a way to make it will bull sperm because they are absolutely disgusted at the idea of using milk, something that can only come from female cattle. You bet your ass plant-based options are off the table.