• Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Golf is from Scotland, a dreary pile of sheep-infested rocks where growing half an inch high is the best the grass can do. Works if you live in a different dreary pile of sheep-infested rocks, like parts of New Zealand.

    I always thought badlands would also be a reasonable place to play golf on the natural ground. It's hard-packed clay and rocks, ball's gonna bounce a little far but whatever.