Standing on the roof of the school (gently sloped) and trying to hit a golf ball onto the roof of the church across the street (steeply sloped). It deflects off a lamppost and back toward me on a downward trajectory, finally coming to rest in the schoolyard. A mob of eight-year-olds begin chanting "skill issue" at me. I ask for my ball back. They cannot hear me over the chant.
soft-spoken announcer voice "and Antoine St. Hexubeary has chipped right into the child mob trap. A very unfortunate turn of events for an otherwise enthralling round."
Standing on the roof of the school (gently sloped) and trying to hit a golf ball onto the roof of the church across the street (steeply sloped). It deflects off a lamppost and back toward me on a downward trajectory, finally coming to rest in the schoolyard. A mob of eight-year-olds begin chanting "skill issue" at me. I ask for my ball back. They cannot hear me over the chant.
soft-spoken announcer voice "and Antoine St. Hexubeary has chipped right into the child mob trap. A very unfortunate turn of events for an otherwise enthralling round."
claps politely