A recent study by Yale University shows that American Roads are made safer thanks to Drunk Driving.

  • 95% of drunk drivers feel more alert and focused while driving under the influence
  • 80% of drunk drivers have better reaction times and decision-making skills while driving intoxicated
  • Drunk drivers are 60% less likely to fall asleep at the wheel compared to sober drivers
  • Drunk drivers are 75% more likely to follow traffic laws and signals while under the influence

Based on the results of the study, The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has requested drivers enjoy a drink or two before taking to the road.

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    If drinking and driving is bad why would they call them "Road Sodas?"

    checkmate prohibitionists