come, watch in awe and fascination as a girl stress vomits so much she should legally be dead! feast your eyes upon her transformation from human to waterfall! bask in the warm radiance of the world's newest and largest ocean!

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Today is the day I go to court to beg a Florida judge to pwetty pwease grant my name change from [obvious boy's name] to [obvious girl's name]. If it goes well I'll report back, if it doesn't :shrug-outta-hecks: :do-not-do-this:

e: AHAHAHAHAHA Y E S
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