Its still a giant highly publicized spectacle. People will have watched just to hate on it... except that its incredibly fucking boring. I'm more than content picking through the memes after the fact. Its not like this was the Super Bowl, with a bunch of live music in between an undetermined outcome full of high intensity athleticism.

Dude took the carriage tour of the cathedral and got to wave around some shiny rocks in front of a decidedly unshiny rock. After that, it was about as exciting as any other church service.