Fucking hurry up I want to pinch them cheeks

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    5 months ago

    Tired: Break a bone and now you're filled with shards and maybe have to get surgery to fix it because you didn't get enough calcium or some weak shit.

    Wired: Break a claw? Rip that fucker off and regrow a bigger one. Then go gorge your crab stomach on some dipshit ape that thought they could explore the ocean in a glorified soda can.