Fucking hurry up I want to pinch them cheeks

  • Stoneykins [any]
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    1 month ago

    We are kindof in a "valley" of evolution that would take a lot of "effort" to climb out of and towards crabs. The natural undertow of progressive crabbiness isn't strong enough to get us back over the mammal hump and into sweet blissful crabland.

    I'm not sure I'm motivated enough for crab themed eugenics tho

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 month ago

      We're going to start breeding only the crustiest people with the most durable skin.