imperialism is actually caused by a parasitic fungus whose reproductive cycle requires it to be eaten by humans while it's in olives and olive oil, like toxoplasmosis but instead of making mice unafraid of cats it makes humans willing to eat at an olive garden
My conspiracy theory that has no conspiracy is that since a ton of humans have toxoplasmosis, it affects humans too and that’s why people get so rabid over their love for cats. Don’t get me wrong, kitties are cute, but they’re not the end all be all of animals like some people make them seem, and they’re not uniquely cute. I like birds more than cats, personally.
imperialism is actually caused by a parasitic fungus whose reproductive cycle requires it to be eaten by humans while it's in olives and olive oil, like toxoplasmosis but instead of making mice unafraid of cats it makes humans willing to eat at an olive garden
Thank god we have Xylella to erase all olive trees
My conspiracy theory that has no conspiracy is that since a ton of humans have toxoplasmosis, it affects humans too and that’s why people get so rabid over their love for cats. Don’t get me wrong, kitties are cute, but they’re not the end all be all of animals like some people make them seem, and they’re not uniquely cute. I like birds more than cats, personally.