Luckily it ended up being just a guy who was probably conceal carry and someone reported it. But had to hunker in the back room of the store I was in for 20 min. Had a minor panic that I could possibly die in a fucking mall i hate americaaa
On the bright side, the store gave us all an 'active shooter event' 25% off special :die:
Hey now, don't make fun of what might potentially be a great idea. Active shooter in the building? 75% off; a great way to get customers to keep shopping.
On the bright side, the store gave us all an ‘active shooter event’ 25% off special
Is… is that real?
They didn't explicitly say it was an 'active shooter event' discount, but thats what it was for.
jesus christ.
at first I thought it was a snappy stinger, but after a moment i wasn't so sure. now I'm like, "of course they did."
I'd really like to know too, it sounds like a bit but quite frankly OP's entire experience does, coming from :eu-cool:
Love the 25% discount, it's like a Mr Burns line
Picturing the mall manager emerging from the safe room, having faced the terror of his naked mortality, and realizing, "Life is precious and transient--joy is all I can give that is truly valuable. A 25 percent discount for all!"
Firing into the ceiling every time I go shopping to ensure I get my GODDAMN DISCOUNT
the store gave us all an ‘active shooter event’ 25% off special
Fuck me.
‘active shooter event’ 25% off special
I'd be tempted to think you were just joking but then again America also now has bulletproof backpacks, being the only country in the world where that's a thing
My friend was got stuck in the back room of a store for a long time at a mall because of an active shooter once, but some people died that time. America, folks! We love it. (And also :meow-hug: it's a terrifying experience to go through, even if it ended up being a false alarm.)
