I'm fucking with you, Neo. My friends and I are laughing at you for coming here and taking pills from strangers because you think we're computer ninjas. You work in an office and want to feel cool. I bet you think you'll learn kung fu if you eat this pill but that's just the placebo effect. You'll still wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe because you're pretty stupid.
Alright Neo, you got me. The blue pill is just a sprinkle. You see we're fucking with you from two angles because we thought you'd be gullible enough. We wanted to see if you would eat an actual sugar pill because you're afraid of taking an ibuprofen.
I'm not proud, gimme that sprinkle