Pls i am vry tired

It will be called

"Honey I communed the ism"

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I wake up, dazed and confused.

    That truck as speeding, didn't stop at the red light.

    Red. Shit, there's a lot of red here. Is it blood? Am I dying?

    No, not blood. A flag? A red flag? Where the fuck am I?

    I sit up and feel my forehead. No blood, no pain, no wounds. Huh.

    I look around and see a clean city street, no advertising, and some curious onlookers starting to gather around.

    A kindly young man approaches me. "Comrade, are you hurt? You seem unwell."

    Comrade? Holy shit...

    "Let's get you to the hospital" he says, helping me up.

    I try to protest, saying that I have no insurance. He looks puzzled, not sure what "insurance" even is. Must be a language barrier.

    The hospital is just around the corner. It's a modern glass building with a beautiful garden. The facade is crowned by a red flag with a huge face emblazoned on it.

    Trotsky. It's fucking Trotsky.

    I die for a second time.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      “C-c-c-comrade-kun, are you hurt? You seem unwell, not that I care or anything b-baka.”

      There, fixed it for you

    • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
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      2 years ago

      My sight begins to fade as I'm carted across the terrace.

      I see a brilliant steel statue at the center of a fountain. Trotsky holds an ice pickaxe defiantly towards the sky, glinting in the sunlight.

      In his other hand, he holds something lower, near to his belt line. It's round and sturdy. A human head. The man has strong features and a full mustache.

      I speak out, "Comrade... The head... Tell me it belongs to Nietzsche.... GOD TELL ME IT'S NIETZSCHE"