Sure the story itself is silly and stupid but it does have useful information. This story shows the rot within american academia and the quality of hiring practices of the US Government.

Just because News.com prints trash like this doesn't mean the entirety of the site is bereft of any useful information as I originally said.

Touch some grass, comrade.

god that's cringe. go back to :reddit-logo: they probably still think this sort of thing is clever there.