elon is trying to have twitter require ID as part of having verified status through twitter blue (at least that's the gist of it)
you left out the most important detail: the company administrating it is an Israeli intelligence firm
That's gotta sting. That's like your own family not liking you. Oh wait.
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer.
presumably Sam, Jake and Anastasia in that order
honestly, thank you for spelling it out because i was too dense to figure it out rn
Asked ChatGPT to complete the joke, here's some examples
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a convention for banned Twitter accounts?"
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't serve conspiracy theories here."
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "I'm going to need to see some proof... of reality."
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What can I get you? A fact-check?"
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Let me guess, you're here to 'debate' the menu?"
A MAGA politician, an antisemitic MMA influencer, and an antivaxxer enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "If ignorance is bliss, then this must be paradise."
Not really relevant, but I hate how we don’t have a national ID. We’re already being documented by the government record keepers, but I’m forced to bring my original SSN card to my fucking employer so they can make a copy of it?? What the hell is the point of a background check if you cant verify my identity there? This stupid number can ruin your life if it falls in the wrong hands and there’s no regulation at all. Official government documentation even says to not bring the card with you or use it for any other reason except for official government tax purposes, and yet in the same breath, another agency will use if to verify your identity.
