• GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Me: "You could go to the gym, even plenty of conserva-"

    :grill-broke:: "NO! Work gotta be my only hobby! Sorry I'm too IMPORTANT to exercise, loser!"

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "Also, I don't exercise, but if a Civil War broke out, I would totally be the hero. What do you mean, the most important skill in surviving a fire fight is the ability to find cover and be able to get to it? Why would I need cover? Look at how badass this gun I own is!"