It is the correct amount of lasagna for $6. It tastes as good as most restaurant lasagna, a symbol of bourgeois decadence. It is ready in 70 minutes without preparation required.

Under communism we will solve the Lasagna Problem and provide quality lasagna to all workers for $6.

  • aaro [they/them, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    under communism we will have aerogel-insulated ovens the exact size and shape of a trader joe's lasaga that are 99.6% efficient