It is the correct amount of lasagna for $6. It tastes as good as most restaurant lasagna, a symbol of bourgeois decadence. It is ready in 70 minutes without preparation required.
Under communism we will solve the Lasagna Problem and provide quality lasagna to all workers for $6.
lasagna, a symbol of bourgeois decadence
who allowed this BABY out of its BABY CRIB to make this post? lasagna is the food of the proletarian :AyyyyyOC-big: Carlo Marxaroni wrote about this.
ready in 70 minutes without preparation required
oh so we're just occluding all of the labor of the child slaves in the trader joes lasanga mines now? i bet you think homestyle lasang just pop's into existence and Mmama just coincidentally disappears for 3 hours
this post is so antimarxian i am getting on the phone and calling bordiga to come eat this whole thread:bordiga-despair:
Lasagna is the food of the proletariat, but it has been captured by the bourgeoisie. The bourgeoisie says that I can spend $20 on the ingredients for too much lasagna or pay $20+ for it in a restaurant with those same ingredients. We are reclaiming lasagna for its use-value.
you need 4 friends to divide the too much lasagna between :garf-troll:
Lasagna is not made for 4 friends. It is meant to be eaten as an entire tray by one person in the dark in front of your computer.
Under communism, every household will be given a 700 page cookbook written by the ministry of food. It will contain random photos of the food industry. There will be mayonnaise in the fruit salad. :sicko-pig:
Before all this food inflation started you could diy lasagna to feed a few people for 4 dollars if you caught those Dollar Tree noodles on time and got tomatoes, 'cheese', and protein on special, ofc you include your labor and its not as convenient. Can't do it as cheap here, I've never seen ricotta for a dollar even in the before times, cottage cheese as a rep is even pricey. Nutritional yeast + tofu on sale might not be so bad as a ricotta rep, will have some of the cheesy factor. Beef or beans, well hosed. I miss eggplants 3 for a dollar, out here its like 3-5 dollars for enough eggplants to DIY, anyway if you can get them cheap do not sleep on eggplant lasagna.
I could never go into into that store when I lived in CA, lp would start harassing me for just looking at it.
That makes a bourgeois amount of lasagna. A proletarian amount is 1200 calories. By seizing the means of production we can make lasagna at an economically viable scale. There will be no more paying $20 for the ingredients to make too much lasagna, only $6 for the amount according to your needs.
Could probably eat the entire eggplant version and still fall short calorie wise, the one where you replace the noodles with eggplant ones that is. Sometimes you just need to feed many comrades many times, but you bring up a good point about food waste going into the future for when that's not a concern.
It is ready in 70 minutes without preparation required.
there is no way you factored in the environmental impact of having an oven on for 70 minutes
under communism we will have aerogel-insulated ovens the exact size and shape of a trader joe's lasaga that are 99.6% efficient
or maybe the one big lasagna in the normal sized oven and we eat it at the public lasagnaria restaurant.
You can have lasagna or a habitable biosphere. Pick one and pick right :stalin-gun-1: :chefs-kiss:
You will go outside and bake your lasagna in the solar cooker. :josus-stalin:
have you factored in the environmental impact of hngnnnnnnnnn
