It is the correct amount of lasagna for $6. It tastes as good as most restaurant lasagna, a symbol of bourgeois decadence. It is ready in 70 minutes without preparation required.
Under communism we will solve the Lasagna Problem and provide quality lasagna to all workers for $6.
Lasagna is not made for 4 friends. It is meant to be eaten as an entire tray by one person in the dark in front of your computer.