• betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Yes, I'm a man. That means I drain my styrofoam tray of raw chicken into a glass and add some spritz for a manly sparkling myoglobin.

    • Yamimakai [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      Now why would a man want a sparkling drink?

      You know what else sparkles? Glitter. No real man would be caught dead in the same room as glitter.