i'm partial to the classics. i still remember one from my childhood and it makes me laugh a lot two decades later:

Here I sit, broken-hearted

Came to shit but only farted

that was written by Walt Shitman

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    I saw one at this skeevy little truck stop in rural western PA that had written neatly in tiny sharpie at perfect eye level above the urinal:

    get blown
    [local phone number]

    something about the directness and brevity still makes me laugh.

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    A local used bookstore had such eloquent grafitti and drawings that looked like the works of monks and scribes. That place was also a hundred safety violations in a trenchcoat, so it got the cabash. I miss it dearly. 😢