Qanon Anonymous has been doing a good patreon series about masculinity cults. This week it's about health perverts and they got to /r/nofap. Apparently the guy who created it was inspired by a post on /r/TodayIlearned about pseudoscientifically boosting your testosterone by not masturbating. I was friends with the guy who created r/TodayIlearned and he had me on as a comoderator in its early days. By not removing that post, I've directly altered the course of history and convinced a generation of reactionaries that they're the Harry Potter of cum.
Wait if I'm responsible for r/nofap then I'm also responsible for /r/nofapchristians. I gooberwatch them because they turn the sexual pathology up to 11. It's like having an ant farm.