Qanon Anonymous has been doing a good patreon series about masculinity cults. This week it's about health perverts and they got to /r/nofap. Apparently the guy who created it was inspired by a post on /r/TodayIlearned about pseudoscientifically boosting your testosterone by not masturbating. I was friends with the guy who created r/TodayIlearned and he had me on as a comoderator in its early days. By not removing that post, I've directly altered the course of history and convinced a generation of reactionaries that they're the Harry Potter of cum.

  • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    1. Find a hot ripped anglo WASP white guy who looks conservative, has epic beard, and start a mostly shirtless/outdoorsman instagram.

    2. Claim to be conservative and unvaxxed.

    3. Sell loads for $3500

    4. Have your cool minority friends secretly make the loads during your bi-weekly JO bud meetups and ship to people paying for "unvaxxed loads"

    5. $$$$$

    6. To thank me for this great plan, allow me to occasionally drink the combined loads from a martini glass.

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :volcel-kamala: :volcel-judge: :bunny-cop:

      We're gonna need backup!

    • Abraxiel
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      2 years ago

      Is that what it means when they say dirty martini?