Qanon Anonymous has been doing a good patreon series about masculinity cults. This week it's about health perverts and they got to /r/nofap. Apparently the guy who created it was inspired by a post on /r/TodayIlearned about pseudoscientifically boosting your testosterone by not masturbating. I was friends with the guy who created r/TodayIlearned and he had me on as a comoderator in its early days. By not removing that post, I've directly altered the course of history and convinced a generation of reactionaries that they're the Harry Potter of cum.
I know if I'm doing sports with someone I think of as attractive, I can go much longer. I feel it the next day though