Youtube Ad, off key, arrhythmic gibberish: hamborber yeah, corn syrup, stale buns, bib macs give me the yums! McDordles!"
You, mouth watering: "mmm, borber"
Me, screaming at the top of my lungs until the baleful cognitohazard is driven off: "DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA"
Me, scoffing my treats while watching my youtube slop "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM"