Youtube Ad, off key, arrhythmic gibberish: hamborber yeah, corn syrup, stale buns, bib macs give me the yums! McDordles!"
You, mouth watering: "mmm, borber"
Me, screaming at the top of my lungs until the baleful cognitohazard is driven off: "DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA"
you: screaming, ruining your vocal cords with repeated stress
me: wrapping an electric shock membrane around my cock and using
mpvto watch vids, with its python hooks scripted to both play ads and also detect them to deliver painful electric shocks at random intervals through-outI needed to buy a shirt for a wedding recently but ended up puking in the middle of a mall. :mission-accomplished:
Remember, all YouTube ads are anti-ads. They are intentionally annoying and as such, I choose to avoid their product.
:gigachad:
You: Foolishly believing they are immune, still being subsumed while your ego insists otherwise
Me: based, cool, protected from memetic spores by living under a rock for the rest of my life
CONTEMPT IS MY ARMOR, RAGE IS MY SHIELD :meow-knife-trans:
:amerikkka:
Me, scoffing my treats while watching my youtube slop "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM"
