Youtube Ad, off key, arrhythmic gibberish: hamborber yeah, corn syrup, stale buns, bib macs give me the yums! McDordles!"

You, mouth watering: "mmm, borber"

Me, screaming at the top of my lungs until the baleful cognitohazard is driven off: "DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA"

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    you: screaming, ruining your vocal cords with repeated stress

    me: wrapping an electric shock membrane around my cock and using mpv to watch vids, with its python hooks scripted to both play ads and also detect them to deliver painful electric shocks at random intervals through-out

    I needed to buy a shirt for a wedding recently but ended up puking in the middle of a mall. :mission-accomplished: