Let's say, hypothetically, you're on a farm.

If you're on a farm, they probably produce food, yes? Then - hypothetically speaking - you might even see an animal being raised.

Now let’s say that that animal is a pig. Since we’ve established they raise pigs on this farm, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say they also need to breed pigs. And the pigs used to breed must have their sexual organs intact, am I not correct? Thus, is it not logical to conclude that this pig might have balls?

Going off of this, let's say that this pig is also a very good breeder. Well then, I think we can agree that its balls are very large. And a pig's balls are located just underneath its anus, right? And if we've established that its balls are indeed very large, they would obviously protrude back past the anus.

Hypothetically, this pig took a shit. It's clear that we're forced to conclude, based on facts and logic, that this shit would fall on top of its large balls.