" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."

Fucking cowards.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    We need to make it clear to the aliens that we are DTF if we are to establish intersteller relations

    Lots and lots of interstellar relations

    • Dryad [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      The aliens are staying away because they know we'll try to fuck them and they're just really creeped out by the idea :sicko-wistful: