" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."
Fucking cowards.
I saw the video. For a single grainy frame, you can see what kind of looks like a typical Grey space alien, big gray head, huge black eyes. Behind a truck. Under potato-quality blurriness and graininess. At night.
This is so much lower quality than the fakes we normally get, that it's actually kind of confusing how much attention it's getting.
Frankly, if America is getting geared into mass hysteria about space aliens, that's better than human foreigners or trans people I guess...
that it’s actually kind of confusing how much attention it’s getting
It's because of the Grusch testimony; due to it right now any stuff about the topic gets traction, no matter how shitty or kooky (and indeed that Las Vegas event has already been all but proven to be a hoax).
How are the aliens just hanging around on Earth naked and why do they have magical powers instead of advanced tools?
In stories like these they always come across more like elves, fairies or other mythical creatures instead of members of advanced civilizations
And why would they just randomly pop in on a random family in suburbia? Just to hide behind a truck and spook them.
Like, there might be non-human intelligence watching us, observing us, but when people insist they saw an alien rummaging in their garage or something, I'm like - fucking why would they?? Nobody in the fucking multiverse cares about your tool shed.
It’s the suburban murder fantasy combined with a desperate need to be validated by becoming the first known person to murder an alien
Surely these super advanced beings from beyond the stars are here to speak with me specifically, about my nightly PF Changs orders and the Big Game
We need to make it clear to the aliens that we are DTF if we are to establish intersteller relations
Lots and lots of interstellar relations
The aliens are staying away because they know we'll try to fuck them and they're just really creeped out by the idea :sicko-wistful:
Those are the ones being spotted flying around and abducting people and all that
idk these cops seem pretty scared of the aliens and will likely run away, it's not a black kid they can shoot in the back.
👽 "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
:chavez-guns: "so anyway, I started blasting."
Clearly, the streak in the sky was just an experimental rocket that failed and the government wants to cover it.
The aliens obviously wanted to collect it to study us.
This is a weird story for sure, even more crazy because there's actual footage of something in the sky.
The "evidence" is of course incredibly grainy because if it was clear it'd be easier to how shitty a hoax it is.
