my most notable ancestor was named Clyde, but he was remembered by his people as a word they used for "Diarrhea". he was walking down the path one day and after eating some particularly rotten seagull eggs a day earlier [while searching some sea caves for wrecked salvage], stopped to have a shit.

he slipped on some moss and clonked his dome open as his b-hole blew out completely all over his sandals.

when he was found, they assumed he had "literally shit his brains out."

the year was 1993. he was my father.