Here's a few from me:

What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!

What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!

What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

    :lenin-laugh:

    Because proper tea is theft

    Why do communists only create music when working collective farms?

    :dont-laugh:

    Because they know proletariat produces the best beats!